If you have read my previous posts on approaching girls in
person, or approaching women at a bar, you will know I am a genius when it
comes to this stuff. Ok, maybe not a genius, but I get the job done, and I’m
here to help you. Again, I have said it in another post, stay away from telling
a girl you are an artist or writer when talking to them. Only 15 year olds will
go for them lines, and I don’t want you to end up in jail because of me. If you
remember me saying this, well when it comes to approaching girls in big groups,
the entire game has changed. Forget everything I have ever told you, its
useless in this scenario, anything goes. For those of you who don't want to forget though, here's a random disclaimer...
Now let's begin...
First off, girls in big groups are a lot less serious, they
have a lot more confidence when talking to strangers, they will even speak to
the creepiest of guys, its crazy. I challenge you to dress up like Freddy
Krueger, and talk to a group of girls. It’s no longer creepy, it’s an ice
breaker. Ok so since you probably don’t have a Freddy Krueger outfit at your
disposal in the blink of an eye, here is how to approach this group. And a
minor disclaimer, this is A LOT easier if you have a wing man. The plan is to
approach these women, and do you remember the line I taught you in the previous
post? If you havn’t read that post yet I don’t even know what you’re doing here
to be honest, but it’s cool I forgive you, I will repeat the line…. “Excuse me
ladies, can I ask you guys a real random question?” Alternatively if you are
with a friend a better line to use would be “Excuse me ladies, can you settle a
debate I’m having with my buddy here?” You are pretty much guaranteed a
response. The only time it’s not guaranteed is if you follow them down a dark
ally, or drive up beside them and drag them into a car… These are definitely
nono’s.
Ok so you have got them intrigued now, “what could this
million dollar question be” they think to themselves? Throw them the most
random sh*t you can think of. “Who do you prefer, Malcolm X, or Malcolm in the
Middle?” Now you have them in the palm of your hand, create an entire
conversation around whatever question it was you asked. So if you were to ask
“Does a spoon full of sugar REALLY help the medicine go down?” Chances are
there will not be a unanimous answer, in which case you side with the minority,
and give them high fives. Debate begun, enjoy! If by some fluke they
unanimously unite, and give the same response. It’s your job to make them
think, “Ok but if it does help the medicine go down like you say… then how
come….” And you get the jist of it, I refuse to give you all of my knowledge in
one post.
These are a few tips, hopefully they helped, if
they didn’t, you’re not using them correctly. Even a mute could pull this off.
Have fun with it, and remember… Super villains are people too!
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