Approaching a woman in person (The big city – London Town Special)

So first off, leave all of the artsy type lines at home, they will get you nowhere. Unless you’re trying to pick up a 15 year old, telling them you’re an underground rapper, or an aspiring writer will get you nowhere. So let’s start with a blank canvas, everything you have ever known to be true about picking up girls, forget that ish, I’m gonna give you some real ish. And if you don’t believe that this ish is for real, here’s a random disclaimer…

Now let’s begin…

You are probably wondering who the hell I am, well my friend, I am black writing on a white canvas, bow before me! In reality I’m just an aspiring artist who has also had quite a lot of success in the realm of dating, (If only I could monetize that.) Anyways, you didn’t come here to read about me, who cares who I am, lets get into the approach shall we.

With practice comes perfection, and with perfection comes all of the chicas you can dream of. The aim of the game is to distract her from the get go, don’t let her realize you are making your move until it is too late, she’s already fallen for your amazing personality. How do you do this you ask? Conversation of course. The first thing you need to do is identify your surroundings; lets say you see a hotty at the bus stop, its completely normal for somebody to ask “Excuse me, have you been waiting long?” BOOM step one complete, she will answer you, unless she doesn’t take the bait, in which case she has probably read this blog. No worries though, for the remainder of this blog I will type every word backwards, get your mirrors ready. In fact I will just tell you how to counter her non bait taking…. It’s simple, fire another question at her, fire on all cylinders, “Do you know how long it will take to get to…” or “Did you know the Tiberian dung beetle can travel at 70mph during mating season”, all you need is that first response.

Anyways, once she responds to you with an actual sentence, that’s when you go in for the kill and say “Actually, do you mind if I just ask you a really important question, it’s of the utmost importance really?” She will be curious, and very likely say sure; she’s thinking, a random question beats listening to the same 5 songs on my ipod for the next 20 minutes. Now is your chance to wow her with the most random question you could possibly think of, I usually go for “Do you prefer Tomatoes or Cucumber?” She will either giggle, or keep a straight face and answer your question. Now its time for your finisher, “Sorry I was being silly, I just wanted to talk to you, hi my name is Tyrael!” Go in for the hand shake, guaranteed. Take it from here guys, and remember… A woodpecker without a pecker, is just a block of wood!

Part 2 coming tomorrow - Approaching a woman at a bar!