Social Media vs Privacy! David Cameron to Ban Facebook & Whatsapp in UK. Social Media gone for good?

So first of all, I just want it to go on record that my opinion of David Cameron is…. He is a clown. For those of you who have no idea what all of this is about, the leader of this fair city has decided that if he and the conservative party are re-elected, they will pass laws that allow the government to read encrypted communications in extreme circumstances. So if they suspect a terror threat is at play, conservative party to the rescue, via Facebook message intercepting. In other words, Facebook better comply with these dumbass demands, or they will be shutting it down in the UK. And for anybody who is for this dumbass law, here’s a random disclaimer….

Now let me explain to you why Dave is a dumbass…

Al Qaeda is a terrorist group that want to spread fear into our communities, and strip us of our freedom of speech. So what does good old Dave do? You guessed it, “F**k letting Al Qaeda take my people’s freedom of speech away from them, I’ll take it away myself”. Yer that ought to teach them a lesson right Dave? The main beef I have with this law is that even if it passes, what do you think will be the first thing me, and millions of others will do? You guessed it, “Google… How to log into Facebook?” and search. Within 60 seconds, I will be connected to Facebook via a proxy, badaboom! Now unless I, Tyrael Sterling am just a mastermind when it comes to getting what I want, and completely outsmart the WHOLE of Al Qaeda, they will also be connected to Facebook and Whatsapp within 30 seconds. So what did you really accomplish Dave? You just pissed off a whole bunch of your people, that’s all. By the end of the first week, the whole UK will be connected to Facebook via a Proxy, and most likely download a different App identical to Whatsapp. You simply inconvenienced us, and the terrorist groups by a few seconds, bravo conservatives, bravo.

Whenever I talk about the government, or political affairs, I instantly feel “Are our leaders stupid? What is their damn IQ?” I actually have no idea, my IQ is 136 which is above average, sadly a couple of points off of Mensa material, but meh. I usually keep those thoughts to myself though because let’s face it, that is a pretty conceited thing to actually believe. But time after time, I feel like my theory is proven correct, that I am smarter than them, especially when you’ve got Dave here trying to destroy social media.

I’m no expert, or maybe I am missing something here, but don’t half of the businesses in the UK flourish because of social media? Facebook, Blogspot, Youtube, Twitter… If you stop us from using these sites, sadly a lot of businesses in the UK will fail, which means less people in work. Less people in work means less people paying taxes. Less people paying taxes means, less tax funded military exercises. Less money going into welfare, healthcare, schools and of course our government’s favorite asset, the military. Somebody needs to explain that to these idiots because I actually can’t see any benefit of removing Facebook, Whatsapp or any other encrypted services from the public. It’s not like Al Qaeda have a private Facebook group and fan page called Al Qaeda. Could you imagine, “Hey Guys, should we blewed up stupid Kings Cross today? Lol” says terrorist 1. “lmao not today brother, I have to pick up my children from school, anyways, gtg xx” replies terrorist 2. No way, you can sit and monitor everyone in the UK, you won’t find anything, because a criminal won’t type it out in a message and leave a paper trail. They will find a meeting spot and… You know what, I can’t even be bothered. This is the dumbest law to ever set foot in this country, other laws are looking at this law like “how the f**k did you get in homie?” 

Anyways, that’s just my opinion of this whole little situation, perhaps I’m wrong. But you know what they say, Da-me los cables puente de batería, los pollos se han escapades! Which means: Hand me the jump leads, the chickens have escaped.